Schnitzel n Tits - Dinner and Show
Indulge in an extraordinary Friday evening at Schnitzel n Tits, nestled within the iconic Colonial Hotel at the vibrant intersection of Lonsdale and King Streets in the heart of Melbourne. A destination unlike any other, Schnitzel n Tits promises an unforgettable experience, making it the ideal choice for celebrating birthdays, marking special milestones, winding down after a long work week, or embarking on a uniquely captivating date night. Prepare to be enchanted by a dinner and show combination that is guaranteed to leave you utterly delighted and thoroughly entertained.
For those in search of dining establishments that offer more than just culinary delights, where the service is as alluring as the ambiance, your quest ends here. Schnitzel n Tits presents an eclectic array of entertainment options, curated to captivate and engage. From the artistry of burlesque and the playful allure of striptease to exclusive and breathtaking circus acts, rib-tickling live comedy, the spectacle of jelly wrestling, and the mesmerizing performances of Melbourne's most talented pole dancers and contortionists, there is something to pique the interest of every guest.
Prepare your palate for a selection of delicious dishes, complement them with an evening of cheeky and vivacious entertainment, and take advantage of drink specials that flow all night long at Schnitzel n Tits! It is not just a meal; it is an immersive experience.
Whether you are planning a lively birthday celebration, a sophisticated work event, a memorable Bucks Party, or a high-spirited Hens Night, Schnitzel n Tits extends a warm and enthusiastic welcome. Our seasoned and professional team is adept at handling large groups with ease, ensuring that every detail is attended to and individual requests are met with promptness and precision. From the moment you arrive until the final curtain call, your comfort and enjoyment are our top priorities.
Far more than a conventional gentlemen's club, Schnitzel n Tits has earned its reputation as a premier theatre restaurant and topless bar in Melbourne. It is a place where friends can gather to create lasting memories, share laughter, and revel in an evening of unparalleled entertainment. The dinner show is a spectacle of talent and showmanship, and our delectable schnitzels are sure to satisfy even the most discerning of tastes. Join us for a Friday night that transcends the ordinary and enters the realm of the truly extraordinary.